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Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 2 Part 1

Princess Bubblegum- Oh dear, what do we have here, a peanut with antlers hmm looks kinda queer. You want to be with a cute blue cat but you 2 getting married tell me the biology in that. Obviously your creators created you while smoking weed, giving you delusions that you can actually cheer lead. I may be a princess but it is you who's the damsel in distress

Penny- You think I'm afraid of a girl with pink hair, you look like Nicki Minaj's musical heir. 2 times you plunged your kingdom to an apocalypse, seriously you should stick with sugar coated politics. Think just cause you wear a crown that automatically makes you queen, you couldn'

Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 1 Part 1

Ice King - Boy, I'm you to school, I will be your teacher the King of Cool. I'm gonna beat you painfully slow, then bury you in ice and snow.My crown's superior to your stupid hat , I'm gonna end it right now by calling you fat.

Chowder - Yeah I'm phat with Ph- not an F, I'm not only a rapper but I'm also a chef. I saw you make out with your girlfriend Megan , Oh wait you were kissing your own pet penguin. My advise to you admit your defeat or i'll melt your ice kingdom with my excessive body heat.

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Benson- Yeah Gumball Deluxe is up to bat, everybody fears you but i don't think you're all that. you're an overworked employee, i am the big boss i fuel up my anger with some ass blaster hot sauce. I'm gonna stop before i get tired , Surrender this battle or you're freakin fired !!!!

Nicole-OOh you're threatening me with intimidate termination, Wrong you're on the bridge of elimination. GRR you're bringing out my angry sensation and it's gonna explode through all of the nations. Boy you don't want to get me mad I'll burst like the She Hulk and it'll be really bad. I'll break your head into shards of glass then I'll take your gumballs and sho

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Cyborg- Boo yeah, i'm gonna play you like a Wii, beat you so hard you'll see why i'm a part of double T. I'm not just a Titan i'm also a video game master, playin while blasting bad guys with my sonic blaster. You look a toy imported from Japan, with sound effects more out dated than Pac-Man. Your only purpose is to entertain and a kid and his mutt, give it up or i'll kick your digital butt.

BMO- You look like Randy Jackson mixed with the Terminator, in the video game world i'm known as The Exterminator. For you my name stand for Big Monstrous Obliteration, half man,half robot what an abomination. You take orders from a former sidekick, whil

Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 2 Part 2

JB- Whoa you're a tiny little grandma who looks just as old as that Thundercat guy Mumra. You build a house for creatures that don't even exist if i made list of crazies you'd be on top of the list. Look at me i can't get any hotter, I'd do the monkey and get a date with your granddaughter. Yeah i shall put you down for a nap, now I'm finished that's the end of my rap.

MF- Young man you're being really rude, I may be old but i can rap better than you dude. You better watch out for this old lady can rhyme, you try to get a lady but fail every time. No women likes the black shades and shirt they look at you and all they see is a pervert. You

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Jack- I'm battlin a kid who wears black shades, I'll cut you up with the Grim reaper's blade. You ugly and have no hair on your dome so i can see why your show lost to Foster's Home. Your leadership skills are the size of a tic-tac, today's lesson being don't mess with the Jack.

Number 1- I'm not going to lose to you Pumpkin guy, I'll smash your head and make some pumpkin pie. If you think you're gonna beat me you are incorrect, I'm a wise leader and you're a Halloween reject. So you have an army of pumpkins and dead trees well i have kids known as KND.

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Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 1 Part 9

Mordecai- What do we have here a boy raised by mutts, all i have to say is what the what. You cry every time you take dump I'll discharge you like Donald freakin Trump. I'm gonna stop now because you can't rhyme, what time is it? it's a misadventure time.

Finn- Yo i got princess honeys who all want my buns, how many girls u have? oh wait only one Son. Your crush is bird who likes to date humans, that's more confusing than trying to understand Sir Issac Newton. That's all you turd you may be popular but ain't no surfin bird.

Jake- Yeah your turn to get pwned raccoon, but 1st let me say you're a disgrace to all cartoons. So tell me something

Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 1 Part 10

Annoying Orange- Yeah Annoying Orange on the wheel, you may be a banana but you ain't got no appeal.I'm a internet star you just cease to annoy, beating you is something I'll enjoy. I'm gonna stop now ya digs you're a hidden adult joke in a TV show for kids.

Banana Joe- Yo I'm not gonna lose to you vitamin C watch this CGI Banana go 3D. You're an Orange? you look more like a tangerine are ugly, annoying or something in between. I'm gonna turn you into juice you citrus fruit now watch as my skills give you the boot.

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Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 2 Part 9

N3- You're stupid,you can't tell the difference between a turtle and a bird, and your younger brother is a 1 foot nerd. You look like a freaking Powerpuff, the only difference is that you're not tough. I am a 10 year old who can rap like Snoop, I'll punch your head so hard til you see Koosalagoopagoop. Just run away and go home Dee Dee, unless you really want to mess with Number 3.

DD- You're just a school girl who dreams about Keanu Reeves, I'll choke you with your long green sleeves. You say I'm stupid but i don't really care, you have a freaking crush on a koala bear. I'll admit that you are spunky but your a freaking addict for rainbow

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S.J- I'm a Samurai warrior, you're just a piece of roadkill and your personality is as dull as Hank Hill. Protecting the world is my game, you only do it for the riches and fame. I have my own show and it is divine, you have to share your show with a chicken and bovine. I don't care how many women you layed, I'm gonna cut you up with my samurai blade.

I.M- You look like the Asian version of the professor from PPG, while you were time hopping I got a collage degree. You may have the brawn but i got the brain and i'm more dope than Lil freakin Wayne. I help people from the US to Japan, you were sent years into the future but still couldn't get

Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 2 Part 12

B- Around Foster's Home i'm known as a rebel, you're just a demonic elephant who hardly knows how to spell. You're annoying you couldn't even get killed by the reaper, you're stupid and dumb like that movie Zookeeper. I may be small but i'm macho, you're a fattie obsessed with nachos. Face it your 3 seconds of fame came to an end, but since i'm nice i'll give you a turn to defend.

FB- My name is Fred Fredburger, my raps are sneaky like a burglar. B-l-o-o that's how I spell the loser of this battle Yo. My mom says i have a handsome trunk, but you don't cause you're a blue punk. I'm from that show Billy and Mandy, you can't possibly win cause

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Epic Rap Battle of CartoonNetwork Season 2 Part 3

by ~HitmonchanMan, Oct 17, 2012, 4:31:23 PM
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Rigby- Yo you like act a little Donald Trump but you have the brain size of Forest Gump. Now i'm gonna give a 1 question exam, How many times have you failed at your scams. Yeah i went there and i said what i meant, your scams are dumb you can't even make 25 cent. So why don't you go home with your little Ed crew before i beat you so hard you'll end up in Land of Ooo.

Eddy- You don't mess with i'm from the Cul-De-Sac , where you won't even leave with your body intact. You're nothing but a bum who's very short and lazy, you screw up so many times it even makes your boss go crazy. You work at a park for some minimum wage, but the reason why suck is cause you don't act your age. As far as i'm concerned i already won, so give it up Rigs cause this battle done.

Rigby- You're a freak man your tongue is freakin green, your movie wasn't even good enough to make the big screen. Now prepare to meet your maker, i'm gonna break mouth like a big jawbreaker.

Eddy- So you think i'm not normal but your the one to gloat, i'm not the one who changed my name to trash boat. You're show is funny but mine is bigger than New York, I am a CN star and your a dork.

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